COMMUNIQUE’ NO.2 22.6.08
Reformation House, Edinburgh.
UPDATE: Reformation has commenced live
operations.The first phase of these operations is
entitled:“Case White”.Case White entails live
actions directed upon the Scottish Capital of
Edinburgh.
ACTIONS: 2 live actions have already
been carried out.
No 1. was at Reformation Training Ground on
31.5.08(Sat).Intelligence advises us that this was
a success.
10 witnesses in attendance.
No.2 was directed upon “The Ark”, Edinburgh on
17.6.08 (Tues).Due to desertion of other 2 units
(“Half-Cut” and “Muppet”),this action did not
achieve all goals intended. Reformation still
however carried the day. Command considers
Action No.2 to be a success.
8 witnesses in attendance.
PURPOSE: As Edinburgh is the capital and
political nerve centre of Scotland (+ Reformation HQ),
Case White’s purpose is surgical strikes against the
soft underbelly of Edinburgh’s “Entertainment Scene”,
thereby introducing Reformation Psy-ops against the
Edinburgh status-quo.
PLANNED ACTIONS: Action No.3 is targeted on
“LIMBO” (Voodoo Rooms, Edinburgh). This Action will
be carried out on 17.7.08 (Thurs). Leading assault
is unit “The Grace Emilys”. Supporting assault is
Punch & The Apostles + Reformation. Confidence is high.
Victory is assured.
FUTURE TARGETS: These are entailed under
“Case Yellow”.However they include but are not limited
to: GLASGOW, ABERDEEN, INVERNESS, LONDON. + provincial
Scottish population centres.
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COMMUNIQUE' NO.1 17.4.08
Reformation House,Edinburgh.
HISTORY: Reformation is a Muzak project
created shortly after the end of the War by
Kim Aitken & Jimmy Traitor. They have been working
quitely while others have slept for approx. a year.
PURPOSE: Bored with the insipid music &
"ahem".....
culture of this period in time, Reformation is an
attempt to entertain ourselves. To say that
we are not
keen on the alternatives presented by a patronising
media is an understatement.
PERSONEL: Kim Aitken: Bass Guitar/
Programming/KGB?
Jimmy Traitor: Vox/Lyrix/Possible Sleeper Asset.
METHODOLOGY: Are you kidding?
MUZAK: COLLABORATEUR
LISTENING
DRESDEN
KOLYMA
THIS IS MADNESS
THE FOREST
FUTURE: As "Saint" Strummer once wrote:
"The future is unwritten"
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